Sardar Jokes Sms

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:41 am

Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa.The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masalaleaving the dosa behind.

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:41 am

Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell.Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada.This time around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:42 am

Waiter loosing his patience walks upto Santa and asks him,"Sirji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?" Santa Singhsays, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi.Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:42 am

A Sardar Computer Illiterate
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am
within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's
because
I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a
trade
show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have
any trademark
on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know
anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because
he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
drive as a cup holder,
and snapped it off the drive!

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:43 am

A Sardar in Delhi
He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". The other man said "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:43 am

Application
Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:44 am

Die of Hunger
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaoon"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:44 am

Two Sardars On A Beach
Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach. Santa: Praaji, Isse 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Banta: Tumhe nahe pata? Santa: Nahe pata. Banta: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:45 am

Parents achievements
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh: Yes, I have. Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh: Yes, I have. Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it.

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:46 am

Forgetful Sardar
One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:46 am

Sardar in Punjab Mail

Four Sardarji's were waiting on a Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail". As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met

each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing ....laughing ....and laughing. Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... Arre, what's so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the Sardarji's managed to reply Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left

behind......we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:48 am

Best Police Squad

Three police squads, The Scotland Yard police, The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes

back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes, half an hour, one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis. The judges give up and decide to search for them. They go into the forest. After some searching, they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting, "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion).

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:49 am

The Soldier

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the Pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The Pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani! (mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The Pakistanis run off quickly.

The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi? In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the

Pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya" Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho mosquito repellent laga ke gaya tha"!

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:50 am

Yes / No Questions

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:21 pm

hahahaha..., too good... lol!