Sardar Jokes Sms

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free

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dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

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Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down

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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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[Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:13 pm

nice sharing...very funny

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SHukran chiknay babu Razz

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:33 am

hahahah..... great..., hahahahhahaha

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thank u

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:47 pm

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:38 am

Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him, "Sir are you relaxing?"

Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!" The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and asked, "Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?" Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:39 am

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:39 am

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:40 am

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"