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PostSubject: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:51 am

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
bird gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:51 am

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:52 am

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:52 am

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHAIR jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:53 am

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:54 am

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGii

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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:55 am

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:17 am

Kabhi hum bhi padha karte thay,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thay
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:18 am

Sardar darwaze pe GUN liye khada tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khada hai
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:35 am

Jo jaldi mile woh hai ghum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:36 am

Laddo Singh : Oye, mar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Laddo ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:39 am

LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:39 am

i have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:40 am


Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye, Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye, Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi, Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye...!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:48 pm

Very nice collection wicked..... Bravo
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