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Renu
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 |  Subject: SMS'shayari  Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:24 am | |
| | Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai... Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay "Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena". Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai "Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain. |
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Renu
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:25 am | |
| daru ki dukaan
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Rok do mere janaaza,
Mujh me jaan aa gayi hai,
Rok do mera Janaaza mujh me jaan aa gayi hai,
abe piche mud ke dekho saalo daru ki dukaan aa gayi hai, |
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Renu
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:26 am | |
| Job application
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes............................. |
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Renu
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:27 am | |
| Tusi bade
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Tusi bade hi smart ho,
Rasgulle ki plate ho,
Pepsi ka crete ho,
Ande ka aamlet ho,
SMS karne me bade let ho,
Jalebi ki tarah strat ho,
Tussi Kheer ki tarah,
Mere fevret ho...Samjhe.. |
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Renu
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:41 am | |
| Zara gaaur se
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Zara gaaur se padiyega.........
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai.. |
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DreamHacker
 
Age : 21
Joined : 23 Jan 2008
Posts : 1302
Location : ******
Current Mood : STEALING LIFE,,, CHEATING DEATH...!!
Cash : 2330
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:21 pm | |
| | Very nice Renu..., Good sharing |
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PrInCe
Age : 24
Joined : 25 Jan 2008
Posts : 6304
Location : •!P!• In Ur H3ArT •!P!•
Current Mood : Angelic
Cash : 8534
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:17 pm | |
| | Hahaha....Nice Sharing Really All Are Excellent...Thanks For Sharing...n Keep Sharing.. |
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farzi
 
Age : 28
Joined : 16 Jun 2008
Posts : 6
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 am | |
| ques :Tum main aur pepsi main kia similarity hai?
Ans : Both r Cool,sweet, sub pasand kartay hain or Most imp.
similarity is Dimag wali jagah "DHAKKAN" hai[b]  |
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DreamHacker
Age : 21
Joined : 23 Jan 2008
Posts : 1302
Location : ******
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| Hahahahah......  |
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farzi
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| | Subject: Re: SMS'shayari Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:14 am | |
| Sardar in coffee house with wife
Sardar:Jaldi pi coffee thandi hojaygi
Wife: fir ki hoga?
Sardar: Bewakoof menu card dekh
Hot coffee Rs 10
Cold coffee Rs30. |
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