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 |  Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection  Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| | What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| | Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:40 pm | |
| | I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:41 pm | |
| | When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:41 pm | |
| | My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| | Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly! |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| | WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST". |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| | Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..." |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| | There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| Ladka bola Dilruba,
Ladki boli Pizza khila,
Wo bola Paise nahi,
Ye boli -Aise nahi,
Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai,
Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI.
Keep Smiling!! |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:44 pm | |
| How would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhad me gaya tera suroor, shakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale
langoor. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:45 pm | |
| Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chumti gir gayi. Chumti ka baap Aishwarya ko bola,jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha
hai...." |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:47 pm | |
| 'Flower'means
"Honey",
'Honey'means
"Sweet",
'Sweet'means
"Desire",
'Desire'means
"Love",
'Love'means
"Friend"
'Friend'means
"YOUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:47 pm | |
| Nice Thought-
If i love myself despite my infinite faults, how can i hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults?
Think about it. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:48 pm | |
| "G"o_to_bed
"O"ff_d_light
"O"ut_of_tension
"D"reams_come
"N"ice_sleep
"I"gnore_worries
"G"et_up_earlier
"H"ave_nice thought
"T"hank_the_G0D.
"Good Night". |
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