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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:48 pm

Feeling Tense? Think Me
Feeling Sad?
Call Me
Feeling Lonely?
See Me
Feeling Sleepy? Dream of Me
My Name is

SELF CONFIDENCE Never Loose Me. ALL THE BEST
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:49 pm

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:50 pm

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:51 pm

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:51 pm

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:51 pm

Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:52 pm

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:52 pm

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:53 pm

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:53 pm

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:56 pm

Hahahahaha.., acha collection hai.....

Everybody agar kisi ko msgs hona hai toh yahan se copy ker lo.., these are too good....
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun May 18, 2008 1:26 pm

Hahahahaha.., acha collection hai.....
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun May 18, 2008 2:14 pm

very good collection
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Tue May 20, 2008 2:17 pm

very good collection
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